What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• How Acetaminophen Silences Pain Before It Reaches the Brain - Neuroscience News
• Consectetur assumenda in molestiae debitis accusamus quaerat consectetur.
• Phew: Apple fixed the Finder icon in macOS Tahoe 26 - The Verge
• Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?
• Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
• Katie Thurston admits Ananda Lewis’ death left her ‘spiraling’ as she battles Stage 4 breast cancer - New York Post
• I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this
• Daniela Ruah Flaunts 'Legs for Miles and Miles' in 'Stunning' New Photo - Yahoo
• U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC
• My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?
• Horoscope for Saturday, June 14, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
• Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
• Kate Middleton shares heartfelt message after unexpectedly pulling out of Royal Ascot - Page Six